If we were inclined to fight at all, of course.
Kuwabara takes this observation as a good sign and grins as he strokes his chin, agreeing that Yusuke looks ready, and boasts that they're kicking so much butt at this point that it's almost a joke. Hiei glares silently at Kuwabara, no doubt no where NEAR suggesting that they're doing so well. Kurama thinks it's hardly a joke, considering Zeru having been a GENUINE threat. It didn't look that way to ME in the last chapter, but Kurama's logic is that Hiei had to bust out a move that he hadn't yet perfected just to beat him. The flames from Hell that Hiei had summoned to incinerate the master of fire would undoubtedly have a hefty price tag, and Hiei certainly didn't come out of the act unscathed. Kurama recalls what Hiei said about his right arm being enough to do the job, and knows that while Hiei still HAS his arm, he'll never be able to use it the same again.
Well THAT should be an interesting obstacle for Hiei to work around in the future.
Kurama shifts his gaze to look at Chu, thinking he's not Zeru, but somehow he seems WORSE. He doesn't elaborate on this like all the other stuff, but he does silently bid Yusuke to be careful as Chu and Yusuke stand face-to-face. Chu expresses some indignation that Yusuke called what's coming up LIGHT exercise, then straight up disappears from where he was standing, to Yusuke's surprise. He reappears again with Koto's mic in his hand, demanding that she let him borrow it as she examines her empty hands with bewilderment. He's doing that "testing" repetition into the mic while she asks aloud with a shocked meow how he even DID that.
There's a moment of awkward silence after this announcement, after which Koto raises a spare mic and explains that the Jolly Devil Six (now reduced to two) determined their alternate and fight order by Rock-Paper-Scissors. I think that much was fairly obvious, but if it makes her feel more in control of the situation, she's welcome to exposit to her heart's content. And so she does, spelling out for the audience in and out of universe that Chu is saying he's an alternate by PROCEDURE and not by degree of prowess. She even presents it as fact that he's the deadliest of his entire team. How does one come by this fact? By kill count? In any case, Chu of course agrees with vehemence, though Rinku decries the fact that Chu is drunk AGAIN. Kurama presses a finger into the center of his forehead with his eyes closed and an exasperated expression, as though he's trying to put pressure on an acute headache in that spot. Kuwabara just calls Chu a moron, looking disgusted.
Yusuke throws off his jacket as he saunters into the ring, saying he gets it and is ready to go, but Chu puts a pause on things once more. He insists that Yusuke doesn't QUITE get it, and since Chu isn't interested in beating down an opponent that has their guard down, he gets into full disclosure mode - he uses a move he calls "The Drunken Fist". Sounds like a drink in a shady dive bar.
Yusuke wears a sly little smile. Chu mirrors it. He sways as he calls Yusuke a likable sort of cool, slurring that you don't get opponents like him too often. He weaves swiftly in front of Yusuke, talking about how fun their match could be. Oh, just make out already.
While Botan and Keiko stare speechlessly, Koenma reflects on how Yusuke has completed two training regimens as Genkai's apprentice, so he thinks the boy should have by this point a good grasp on reiki techniques.
Chu moonwalks and slides here and there, seemingly unable to stand still while Yusuke watches him, a chant of "KILL KILL" from the spectators behind him. Koto, seemingly inspired by the crowd's bloodlust, calls for the killing to begin.
Chu continues to shift all around Yusuke, who stands stationary in the center of Chu's erratic orbit. Chu swings his hands out and as the "mystery" member of Yusuke's team assesses the start of the battle as very hard, Yusuke manages to block the blow with his teeth on edge. At least, the FIRST blow. A fist swings upward from below and Yusuke notices it too late.
Chu slams Yusuke straight into the platform below, and Kuwabara exclaims that Yusuke didn't even have a CHANCE to strike back. Gaping, Kurama reiterates that Chu's appearance seriously belies his ability.
Impressive, but he's not landing any hits. With a chuckle, Chu zips out of sight again, and while Yusuke stares open-mouthed at the spot he used to be, his figure pops back up to the side. Chu delivers a powerful kick, which sends Yusuke skidding off the platform entirely, across the ground around it, and straight into the wall, leaving a cloud of the debris his body has dug up in its wake. Kuwabara looks absolutely shocked and appalled, mouth wide in a silent yell.
But suddenly, Yusuke pops back onto his feet, like he's just been offered ice cream.
Chu balances on one foot, keeping the one he kicked raised and his arms crossed, the crowd continuing to scream for murder and Koto staring in complete amazement. She calls it a brilliantly executed combo, and says she's at a loss for the words to even describe it, which seems rather convenient for her. I had to do it, after all. She does manage to say that Yusuke was caught by surprise and was knocked straight out of bounds, though. Chu asks the presumably K.O.'d Yusuke what the deal is, if he still wants to see his ACE move, because it's not going to happen if the kid folds this quickly.
The wall separating the stands from the battle arena area has a big hole in it where Yusuke punched through, and those seats near it have cleared, though the spectators are still chanting for blood at large. Kuwabara yelps about how Chu's kick crumbled the stone wall, estimating it to be about 10,000 times more powerful than the moves he suffered from Rinku.
Koto suddenly remembers to COUNT, since Yusuke is out of bounds, which is okay. It's only her ONE JOB, lol! But she doesn't even get the chance, really. She whirls around at a small explosion of debris on the platform behind her, and Yusuke has appeared there, a little scratched up, but his limbs look loose and nimble. He breathes a mock sigh of relief, admitting that the kick would have shattered him if he hadn't blocked it. Blocked it with WHAT? Atsuko doesn't care; she's just yelling for her son to show those wimps what he's made of.
So, what did I think of this chapter overall? This chapter felt so much shorter than usual because it went quite fast. In addition to the fast-paced action in the second half of the chapter, Chu's manner of speech and the way holds himself up (barely, that is) are extremely unique and entertaining. So much more interesting that lame Zeru, who was just the most generic of stoic wooden dolls. I definitely empathize with Chu's frustration at luck making HIM the alternate, when he was so clearly designed specially to be the main event.
There's also something very likable about him, just in general. In part it's of course his initial warnings to Yusuke, the repeated attempts to make clear to him that he's not to be underestimated, because it shows that he has an acute sense of fairness and wants a good sporting fight. Part of it is also the joviality in his presentation and somewhat friendly manner, the peacock-like eccentricity of dress. He's striking me as a demonic Jack Sparrow, because a lot of the things that made that character so appealing to audiences back in the day are the same ones Chu has here. He's GREAT fun.
I really do hope we get to see a bit of a struggle from Hiei using his arm in the future, because I think there's a lot that can be said regarding hubris and his imprudent act of just firing off a move that he didn't quite have full control over. Although, if I'm honest, I am SKEPTICAL that it will end up being too much of an obstacle - in serializations, it's far too easy to forget about these things when there's no VISIBLE injury that needs to be drawn as part of a new character design. If it were me, I probably WOULD have taken off Hiei's entire arm so I didn't just space and continue giving him full use of it later on, or feel tempted to just hand-wave a miraculous heal later on.
That one should have gotten the Sesshoumaru treatment.











































