Guess who's back? Back again? It's not Shady, so don't bother telling
a friend. When I left off on my last review, I thought I might have
detected the beginning of an overarching conflict that could draw this
story out of the one-shot doldrums. There are plenty of one-shots still
ahead of me, but I can see I'm coming close to hitting the first arc,
though it only stretches across two chapters. I can still keep my eyes
open for new developments in what I saw last time before then, so I'm
going to squint real hard.
This
title page is a lot more creative and revealing than the last, which I
appreciate. The visual here is stark - behind Yuugi's innocent face is
another picture altogether, and despite Yuugi's face being the one on
top, it can easily be removed to reveal the one underneath. At this
stage, we don't even know if Yuugi is aware of this other personality
beneath his everyday persona. The puzzle analogy isn't perfect, but it's
apt for what it has to get across.
I'm sure it
probably has something to do with the actual chapter too, so let's get
on to that. School has just let out and Yuugi is walking away from the
building when Jonouchi calls out to him. Yuugi asks if he's going home,
and Jonouchi doesn't seem to be interested in the idea. He's accompanied
by Honda, whom we haven't seen since the first chapter. Honda looks
like he has a bug up his ass about something, he's glaring so hard, and
Yuugi shrinks away from him.
Apparently, Honda is in
the habit of making Yuugi do stuff he doesn't want, including buying
ecchi books. Why? It's not like Yuugi is more capable of getting them
than Honda. In fact, he should be less capable, considering he looks
like he's TEN. Besides, Yuugi makes it sound like he's done this
multiple times, and if the whole damn manga up until now only took a
week like the last chapter suggests, I think we would have seen him
running Yuugi like an errand boy.
Continuity errors
aside, it looks like Honda needs Yuugi's help with something else this
time, though he's a lot less forthcoming about it. Jonouchi needs to
tell Yuugi, and the moment he does, Honda protests.
What
the hell did Yuugi do to you, dude? Besides dividing your best friend's
time. And being an excuse for the first villain to target you and
Jonouchi. And carrying your bag and buying you dirty comic books.
Seriously, you'd think that would be a point in his favor.
Honda
changes his mind without a visible reason, just like most people in
this manga, but warns Yuugi about telling anyone what he's going to
confide in him. Jonouchi insists that Yuugi is trustworthy, and Yuugi
says he can keep a secret too, but Honda continues to look skeptical.
Jonouchi decides to blurt out in Honda's stead that he's in love, which
prompts Honda to go mental and lament that Jonouchi shouldn't have said
anything. He grabs Yuugi by the throat and starts shaking him, barking
about how Yuugi will begin laughing and teasing him.
Honda, he buys you softcore porn. If he hasn't laughed at you for that, he's not ever going to laugh at you for ANYTHING.
After
Honda decides to stop strangling Yuugi for a reaction he didn't even
show, the three of them stroll down the sidewalk. Jonouchi is relating
the facts to Yuugi as Honda trails behind in embarrassment.
You
hear that? She's so bland and indistinguishable from other girls that
people identify her by her ribbon. HER RIBBON. Yeah, this is going to be
a lasting romance. How much you wanna bet she won't show up again after
this chapter?
While Honda gets his lovesick sigh on,
Jonouchi calls him too stupid to come up with a way to tell Miho how he
feels, and suggested that Yuugi could help him out. Well, if you're so
smart, Jonouchi, why don't YOU figure out something to get her
attention? Oh, I get it, you're foisting this on Yuugi because he's
SENSITIVE. Gotcha.
And his grandfather has a "weird"
game shop, which is the first place Jonouchi suggests to start searching
for Miho's gift. Honda is acting like a little jerk when he hears about
the game shop and tells Jonouchi to shut up, but I kind of agree with
him. I mean, it seems to me that Jonouchi just wants an excuse to visit
the shop himself, because what makes him think Miho would like anything
in there? None of them know anything about this girl other than the fact
that she's on the Library Committee and she wears a ribbon in her hair.
If
anything, they should be heading to the bookstore, only knowing the
library thing. Even then, they'd have to pick out a subject that might
interest her, and that's a bust. Maybe ribbon-craft?
Yuugi
agrees with the plan to check out the game shop, mostly because he
wants to pick his grandfather's brain on the subject of what would be a
good gift for Honda to give his crush. I'm sure the only thing your
grandfather would think to give her is compliments on how her breasts
have grown, Yuugi.
If you're wondering if I'm ever
going to let that go? No, no I'm not. It's one of the first things we
ever heard out of his mouth. First impressions and all.
When
they arrive at the shop, Yuugi's grandfather actually DOES have another
idea of what to give Miho, a tactic he used to snag himself a wife back
in the day. Jonouchi is starting to doubt the validity of his idea as
Honda whines like a broken violin for the umpteenth time. Dude, you're
already there, just shut the fuck up.
That's
actually not a half-bad idea, but Jonouchi bursts out laughing because
he doesn't think it's Honda's style at all. Does anyone have a "style"
for this sort of thing? We're not counting pick-up artists, who don't
have style so much as a lack of respect for boundaries. Honda doesn't
choke Jonouchi out for laughing like he did Yuugi in his imagined mirth,
saying the gift is actually fine. Jonouchi is perplexed, even more so
when Honda calls it perfect as a romantic gesture.
Honda
pays a grinning grandpa for the puzzle, who says something about it
working every time. I can't tell if this means the puzzle as a gift or
just his sales pitch. Honda pauses as he realizes that he doesn't know
the first thing about writing a love letter, and swings around to face
Yuugi again, all sweaty as he demands Yuugi write it for him. Before
Yuugi can answer either way, Honda grabs his hand and puts it on his
chest, stating that it's hot because he's filled with burning thoughts
he can't write down. Yuugi is confused as hell.
This
manga sets off my gaydar more frequently than Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.
That is until Honda starts choking Yuugi again, warning him not to let
him down. It's strange to see Jonouchi being the voice of reason when he
lunges forward to stop Honda, saying he's acting nuts.
Yuugi
spends all night writing a love note from a violent crazy person to a
boring mannequin, despite how he apparently thought it would be easy.
Honey, just because you're sensitive doesn't mean writing love letters
is easy. Especially when you have no knowledge or feelings of your own
for the person you're writing to. In fact, that's probably why you came
out with this mess:
He
breaks up the most painful love message in the world and wraps it up in
its box. His co-conspirators are waiting for him at school an hour
early, and they all decide to leave the box for Miho in her desk. Honda
gets a verbal confirmation from Yuugi that he wrote down all those hot,
burning feelings of his as Jonouchi tucks the present into Miho's desk.
No, Honda, he didn't, because no one can give your feelings about
anything a fair representation except for you.
Why do you think I'm doing these reviews? Think anyone else is going to spew this snark?
Jonouchi
announces that Elvis is in the building, or the Eagle has landed, or
whatever. Honda's package has been slid into Miho's desk. Innuendo
intended that time.Yuugi cheers and Honda collapses on a desk, needing a
hamburger. Sure you don't want a cigarette instead? Hey-o!
I am the worst.
Hey, who's this? Could it be... an adult?? A person who actually holds authority in the school??
Ooooh,
she's pretty! The teenage boys she's passing call her Chouno-sensei,
and whisper about how hot she is, aside from the fact that her makeup is
caked on a little thick. And the additional fact that she's so mean
that she's constantly expelling students, fifteen in the past six months
alone. They call her the "Expelling Witch," which actually works quite
well as a pun in English. I wonder if that was intentional.
But
no, I can't believe it! Look at her! She's got happy cheer! Look, she's
talking to the Vice Principal so civilly, chatting about a "marriage
interview" she had the night before. She says that the guy she was out
with didn't deserve her, which, you know, comes off a little conceited,
but I don't know what the date was like. When she ends the conversation
to go to class, the Vice Principal comments about how her perfume is
pretty strong, but thinks about how he would love to have a marriage
interview with her himself. I would love that too; she walks around with
her eyes closed all the time, how could you not want someone like that?
Back
in the classroom, Jonouchi whispers to Yuugi about how Miho hasn't
managed to find her gift yet, and Honda's looking nervous as hell.
Jonouchi is making fun of his red face and fidgeting as Honda panics
when Miho looks in his general direction. Yuugi just smiles, because he
knows it will be alright in the end.
Meanwhile, in the bathroom...
WOAH.
So, that happened. And supposedly because she's pissed off about being
engaged in small talk about the date she had. Girl, if that information
is so private, don't tell anyone that a date is happening in the first
place. If you blab about every "marriage interview" you have, then of
course people are going to ask about it in regular conversation. That's
just how people talk to each other.
I'm assuming that a
"marriage interview" is a self-explanatory term, but, just to be sure,
I'm going to go look this up, real quick...
Okay, from
what I read, marriage interviews are a little like blind dates, with the
end goal of discussing the possibility of marriage in an informal way.
Like most blind dates, this is usually set up by a go-between, and the
families come too. So, is this woman bringing her whole family along to
rag on these poor guys and their families?
Someone
needs a new hobby, maybe one that doesn't have douchebag written all
over it. The irony here is that while she's spent her life making fun of
guys that wanted to bone her, those guys ultimately dodged a bullet. At
the very least, they won't spend all their money replacing all the
mirrors in their house when little miss priss decides to break them in a
fit of irrational rage.
Her pride was wounded by small
talk, but the hand she used to punch the glass appears to be fine. Not a
scratch let alone a cut, which seems impossible to me, but okay. She
tells her cracked reflection that it's all okay as she takes out some
lipstick to touch up her precious face. Her worry centers around the
stress making her skin oily and ruining it, so she needs to find a way
to nip that problem in the bud.
Our first female villain HAD to have vanity out the ass, didn't she?
*Crickets chirp*
We're
not getting another one, are we? This is the only female villain we
get. Allow me a groan bemoaning the loss of potential here, won't you?
Chouno
walks into the classroom with her bright, sunny mask on and commands
the students to all stand up. Before they start doing school things like
reading books and learning, she needs to take her frustration out on
them.
Uh-oh,
based on Yuugi and Jonouchi's reaction here, I'm guessing Honda's
little gift is one of those things that is not allowed in this school.
Balls. The only reason Honda isn't freaking out too is that he's already
spent all his emotional energy worrying about whether or not Miho likes
the puzzle. Speaking of which, she finally pulls it out of her desk
with question marks dancing around her head. Honda puts his head on his
desk.
Chouno is practically having an orgasm from the
sight of how guilty and terrified the students are. She's ready to bring
the banhammer down on these little brats; anyone who has items like
condoms, cigarettes, lipstick... Wait, lipstick? The first two make
sense, but, seriously, lipstick? You have lipstick, Chouno! Go expel
yourself, asshole!
Instead of doing that, she wanders
around the desks, checking everything on them out. When she gets to
Miho's desk, she picks up the gift, thinking that she's found something
good. Chouno asks what it is, and Miho tells her the truth - she has no
idea, just found it in her desk. Honda, Yuugi and Jonouchi are freaking
out, Honda most of all.
Chouno rips open the package to
the horror of Jonouchi and Honda. She takes out the puzzle and begins
assembling it on the desk at the front, because she notices the words on
the pieces. She puts the pieces together pretty quickly, and begins
reading the message out loud. Honda looks mortified and Jonouchi sorry
for him as another student blurts out that the message is awful. Jeez,
you don't have to be a dick about it, you dick.
Honda
notices that Miho has her head bowed and is crying, ashamed. He curses
the teacher for hurting his precious Ribbon-Chan, completely forgetting
about his own discomfort. Chouno asks the class who wrote the note, and
tried to start an "illicit" relationship with Miho. I don't know if
"illicit" is a fair word to use here, because I'm having a hard time
believing anyone in this school has ever gotten laid. Where does this
woman think she's teaching, anyway, Neptune High School? If that were
the case, you'd be better off searching among the staff for whoever
wrote it.
Keeping her smile screwed tight, Chouno asks
the real Slim Shady to please stand up, and she may go easy on him, but
not really. Honda is blaming himself for causing Miho humiliation now,
knowing the only way it's going to stop is if he confesses. He begins to
stand...
Awwww! You guys! You got me all misty-eyed!
Jonouchi
doesn't care if all the other kids are laughing at them, as long as
Honda doesn't get in trouble. Honda doesn't catch on, though, because he
was already on his way to standing up anyway, and he admits it was his
feelings spilled all over the puzzle in ink. While Jonouchi is irritated
with his friend's idiocy (the idiocy that he referenced at the very
beginning of the chapter), Chouno says she's unconvinced that the puzzle
could have been the work of three people.
Maybe they
just want to share? I don't really blame her, because normally, one
person would have been able to accomplish that. Considering the
collective intelligence put into this project, though, I'd say all three
of them were necessary.
Jonouchi denies that any of
them are lying, so Chouno decides to complete the bottom portion of the
puzzle where the name is. Boy, isn't it great that she didn't START the
puzzle there? That would have been inconvenient, huh? As she finishes
the puzzle, Chouno rants like the unstable moron she is about how she
will expel the person whose name is signed, and how she's a teacher, so
they can't fool her, ho ho!
Every villain needs a useless monologue, don't they?
Honda
recites a farewell, nice knowing you speech in his head to Yuugi and
Jonouchi, and Chouno is counting the pieces as they go into the puzzle.
Let the games begin!
...
Except he's not challenging her. Chouno just keeps fitting the puzzle
together as Yami remains silent, lambasting her in his head instead. He
thinks about how everyone has a secret that they only want to share with
the people who equal it in importance. Yami promises that the part of
her that hurt his friends will be harmed and the truth will come out,
just as the last piece pops into place.
But...
Yami, you didn't challenge her to a game. Everyone ELSE gets
challenged, why not her? This was a fitting punishment, knowing how she
relied on her beauty to command attention and humiliate others, but that
should have happened because she lost in a challenge, a shadow game,
that she consented to. EVERYONE ELSE had to consent to that, but you
just do it to her without any warning.
Sure, I mean,
speaking out against a teacher in the middle of something like this
would probably have gotten Yuugi expelled, and if he waited until after
school, Honda would already have been expelled, so the damage would be
done. But Takahashi has ignored stuff like this before when it suited
him. In fact, in the last chapter, somehow the money for the materials
that were destroyed at the festival booth just magically reappeared. I
refuse to believe that he couldn't have thought up a way for Honda's
expulsion to be gotten around.
After apparently
suffering a penalty game without having even participated in a game
beforehand, Chouno flees the classroom, telling the students that
classes are done for the day and she'll murder their faces if she
catches wind of them gossiping about her hideous face. Jonouchi and
Honda exchange words about how weird Chouno's face had become and what a
close shave they had, and Yuugi blinks in confusion over how classes
are over early.
Honda decides to ask Miho out in
person, and gets shut down hard. He slouches off, whining to Jonouchi
and Yuugi, and the chapter has officially come full circle.
So,
what did I think of this chapter overall? Well, I was really enjoying
it up until the part where Takahashi just skipped the game and got
straight to the punishment. Until then, the only thing I had to complain
about was that the antagonist's motivation was her severe vanity.
Seemed like she was Snow White's stepmother or something. I liked the
subject matter - really, I remember what it was like to figure out a way
to tell my crush that I liked him, and most of the time when I tried, I
crashed and burned with rejection. I feel for Honda in this. The fact
that he entered the chapter as somewhat unlikable just added to his
humanization, so he felt real and relatable.
When it
comes down to it, though, I HATED the fact that, instead of trying to
find a way for Yami to actually challenge this villain like all the
others, Takahashi didn't bother. I listed the obvious issues with a
challenge, but I think they could have been overcome with some
rearranging, or maybe by having the villain needing to obtain some
higher authority's permission to go through with her expulsions. She
didn't even have a title attached to her like the Vice Principal, so I
don't see how she would have enough power to declare students expelled
by herself. If Takahashi would have just put a little more thought into
it, maybe he could have written in a game there.
I want
to believe this isn't some sexist bullshit about how women can't game,
or how men shouldn't challenge them. I really want to, but no matter how
I look at it, that's how it seems. I could try to fool myself into
thinking that this is just another way in which, per the example set in
the last chapter, Yami is starting to go too far. It's going to take a
LOT of convincing, though.
Yugi, that is the worst love letter I've ever seen. Then again, I can't really blame him considering he's never even met the girl in question and is writing it second-hand for someone else.
ReplyDeleteRibbon-chan would, oddly enough, go on to be a fairly recurring character in the anime adaptation of this stretch of the manga. Weird!
Also, we totally get another female villain! There's Mai and, uh... um... Mai!
Mai was a mild antagonist for like, half a second, lol! She doesn't count!
DeleteI thought it was because he was in class and that's why he didn't challenge her - I'm pretty sure he's only challenged people to a game when either a) they're alone or b) no one can recognize him. I assumed he wouldn't do that in front of everyone, but I may not be remembering correctly. Regardless, I agree - he just doled out a punishment this time for no reason. But then again, it's usually taken a lot of emotion for Yami to actually come out, so this seemed pretty tame in comparison.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a half-bad explanation, but I think part of my issue also stems from how the villain here didn't have to consent to a game before getting smacked with a punishment. The problem becomes a tiny bit more insidious when you consider how much less agency she's given to fully condemn herself in comparison to the villains before this. I may not have articulated it well above, but that also struck me as something of a snag in this one.
DeleteBut at least Yami didn't murder her face like the last guy! He just... altered it a bit. lol!