This chapter is officially the start of Volume 2, a milestone I'm
excited to hit in this series. In this volume, we go from the standard
one-shots to a series of two-shots, which means more content per
individual story. More content means that Takahashi won't have to leave
out things in order to fit everything into just twenty pages, and maybe
the issues I'm seeing will be greatly reduced by that. There's one more
one-shot before that transition (not to mention more in further
volumes), and today's review covers it. Let's jump right in.
Behold,
the setting for today's tragic comedy! The Junky Scorpion is a shop
that the boys had to get to by going through a shady alley in the bad
part of town. There's even a kid sitting slumped against a wall behind
Yuugi as he comments in the nicest way possible on the fact that this
place is sketchy as fuck. Jonouchi says it's not so bad, depending on
the time of day, but the shop-owner they're going to see is a little on
the rough side.
He's willing to endure that, because
The Junky Scorpion has exactly what he needs! What is that? A robot
scorpion made out of parts found at the local scrapyard? That would be
the best. Now I want one.
Shoes?
Really? That's the last thing I would think a place named "The Junky
Scorpion" would sell. In fact, I don't even think it would be on my
list. How does this guy get new customers with such an obscure name
having nothing to do with his product? I'm guessing he relies entirely
on word of mouth, because his location isn't the best for window
shopping either.
That's apparently what got Jonouchi
there, which is what he tells the shop-owner when he's confronted about
drooling over the most expensive shoes in the shop. Honda is horrified
that he was dragged all the way there to shop for shoes, but Yuugi
points out that certain shoes can get you a lot of street cred. This is
actually true, at least in LA. There is a lot of violence based solely
on the fact that the aggressor wanted to steal the victim's sweet
runners, for real.
The shop-owner is annoyed that
Jonouchi is even touching that pair, because they're not for sale. They
are so rare and difficult to obtain that he's not inclined to give them
up. Jonouchi is begging, but the shop-keeper just tells him that since
there are so many people who want those shoes, he's not going to sell
them to just anyone. The shoes on his own feet are so dope that there
was a murder over them in the USA.
Is he trying to confess to a murder in his own round about way?
Jonouchi
doesn't seem to have the patience to listen to the shop-owner's
confessions or stories, and just wants to know if he's going to let him
buy the shoes. I think when he said they weren't for sale, you had your
answer, Jonouchi, you just didn't want to hear it. All the same, the
shop-owner says he may consider selling them, if Jonouchi is willing to
play a game.
Hey, that's Yami's schtick, you can't just snag his bit!
He
dangles a scorpion by a string tied to its tail? That seems a tad
cruel. Where does he keep it when he's not putting it in shoes for the
customers to try on, anyway? How did he get that string attached in the
first place?
The boys all scoot away from the shoe and
the shop-keeper, asking what kind of masochists he thinks they are.
Though put off, Jonouchi is still considering it, because he's wanted
those shoes for a long time. Yuugi and Honda see him still thinking
about it and Yuugi tells him that it's too risky. Honda even offers to
give Jonouchi his shoes, clearly not understanding the point of the
sneakers Jonouchi wants.
With a battle cry of, "I'll
show YOU!" Jonouchi shoves his foot into the shoe. Famous last words.
Except they're not, because the clapping shop-keeper admits that he
didn't really put the scorpion in the shoe, because it would have ended
up leaving a stain. Jonouchi passed his incredibly sadistic and stupid
test, so he gets the shoes... for the low, low price of 50,000 yen. Yes,
Jonouchi is seriously going to spend about $400 on a pair of sneakers.
That he'll probably get beaten up for later.
The
shop-keeper warns him about this amidst he and his friends cheering,
saying that if he wears them out, it's likely he'll be targeted by
"Muscle Hunters" for them. They're really called that? Seems like
they're setting themselves up for a very obvious joke with that name,
but whatever, none of my business. The shop-keeper also gives Jonouchi
some very innocuous advice about not wearing them on his bare feet
before he leaves, and this is another of those panels that I'm pretty
sure doesn't need to exist.
The trio leaves the store
talking about the shop-keeper being just as rough as Jonouchi had heard,
but Jonouchi is busy giggling about how awesome his new purchase is.
Honda is constantly embarrassed by happiness, isn't he?
Jonouchi
suggests they grab a burger, and his companions agree. Sure you can
afford anything after spending that much on a pair of shoes, Jonouchi? I
don't know, I'm a working adult and I would have been iffy about
spending any more money after that. For MONTHS.
The
boys don't notice, but they're being followed by some feet wearing very
familiar looking footwear. It turns out to be three other boys,
carrying... a tire with bolts and nuts sticking out of it? The hell?
They
announce their presence with a yell and wedge the tire over Jonouchi's
head, around his torso so that his arms are pinned to his sides. He asks them what
they think they're doing, but they don't answer as they begin to beat
him with their fists, feet, and a wrench. Guys, I know he was doing some
sort of weird duck-walk when you were running toward him, but that's no
reason to go overboard. That's just how he walks, it doesn't deserve
this punishment.
Suddenly, the guy with the wrench is
behind Yuugi and Honda as they call out to Jonouchi uselessly. They're
attacked by two of the terrible three, while the guy with the tire kicks
Jonouchi to the ground as he calls after his friends just as uselessly.
From where tire-boy shoves Jonouchi, it looks like he should have
landed on his front, with the bolts in the tire keeping it from rolling
over. However, somehow Jonouchi ends up on his back as the hooligan
pulls his brand new shoes from his feet, talking about how much he likes
them.
Oh well, we've seen before how Takahashi tends
to ignore physics, so it's not like it's surprising. Despite all three
of the boys being beaten and bruised, their attackers insist on keeping
them down, with a command to stay on the ground in addition to the
punches and kicks. Eventually, the leader of the assault declares that
he's taking Jonouchi's shoes, so he can just walk home barefoot. The
shoe thieves walk away with their tire, wrench and Jonouchi's sneakers,
victorious.
Jonouchi, Yuugi and Honda slowly sit up,
asking each other if they're alright. No one reports any hemorrhages,
but Jonouchi is bummed because he didn't get to wear those shoes long.
Probably should have taken that shop-owner's advice and at least gotten
out of the neighborhood before you put them on. Honda postulates that
those must have been the "Muscle Hunters" the shop-owner was talking
about, and I think they're probably on their way to the gym right now.
I told you that joke was obvious.
Jonouchi
apologizes to Yuugi for his involvement in the scuffle, though Yuugi
brushes it off. He's more concerned about how Jonouchi asks him if he
can get home on his own. Jonouchi and Honda are going after the punks
who took the shoes, because Jonouchi isn't ready to give them up. I
wouldn't be either, considering how freaking expensive those suckers
were. Yuugi says he'll come along, to which no one puts up an argument.
Though Jonouchi does tell him not to actually get involved, and to just
watch how he and Honda fight.
Cut to the arcade, where
our antagonists have apparently decided to hang after getting their
paycheck for a job well-done. No need to ask what that job was. They
play around on the machines until Jonouchi shows up, looking like a
badass despite all the wounds from the beating. He insists on all of
them facing him, because he doesn't like sneaking up from behind like
they do, and proceeds to punch one of them in the nose.
This
guy begs Jonouchi to stop, because his nose is broken, but Jonouchi
thinks this is a fair punishment for how he was forced to wear holes in
his socks. Maybe Yami has been listening to Jonouchi a bit too much, and
that's why he's gone overboard with that punishment in the Chapter 6.
Honda jumps in to give another guy a bloody nose, with a declaration
that the thieves were ten years too early to pick a fight with he and
Jonouchi.
Once he feels their noses are crooked enough, Jonouchi asks where his shoes are.
Saw
that one coming. Although I didn't expect to feel bad for the guy
shedding a tear in the center panel there. That surprised me.
Yuugi
is horrified that these guys would team up with the shop-keeper to ruin
Jonouchi's dream of... owning cool shoes. I don't know if I would call
that a dream. I mean, I think it would be cool to have a door disguised
as a bookshelf in a future home, but that's not really a dream either.
Not sure what I would call it, but a dream it is not.
The
puzzle glows and we all know what that means. Cut to The Junky
Scorpion, in which the shop-owner is talking to the shoes he paid those
kids to steal back for him, lovingly detailing how he frequently uses
their presumed rarity to con people out of all the money they have. It's
almost as if he has an audience who needs this information in order to
understand his character motivations!
Oh,
wait, he DOES have an audience, just one he didn't quite realize he
had. Awkward. He questions Yami's literacy, since the sign outside the
store says his Junky Scorpion is closed. Yami demands that the
shop-owner return the shoes Jonouchi bought from him, because he knows
all about how he hired "Muscle Hunters" to take the shoes back. And they
didn't even spend their earnings on a gym membership afterwards.
The
shop-owner plays dumb, because he doesn't want word getting out about
his scheme. He ignores the fact that if he does this to enough people,
the word is eventually going to get out anyway. Someone WILL put two and
two together and realize that you always seem to have a pair of shoes
that you say are too rare to sell, despite having sold them before. You
may as well cut the act.
No one takes my advice, and
the shop-owner stupidly claims he didn't even realize he was holding
them and hides them behind his back. He's conspicuous as hell when he
turns around and pulls his pet scorpion from NOWHERE to put it in the
shoe for realsees this time, without the string attached to its tail.
How is any of this even happening right now??
He offers
the shoe to Yami, knowing that if he grabs it, the scorpion will
strike. Yami holds out a fist over the sneaker and drops some coins
inside instead, and the shop-keeper is taken aback by the perplexing
action.
This
is very similar to the first game Yami played, which brings me back...
What was that, a little over a week ago? Good times.
The
shop-owner wonders who the hell Yami is, the same question the readers
are constantly asking themselves. Unfortunately, he won't ever know the
answer. He goes from looking flabbergasted at this kid's nerve to giving
him a smug acceptance of the terms of the game and adding his own that
each coin is worth 100,000 yen. I'm relieved, because his adding terms
that would be beneficial to him playing along is at least adding
motivation, which is more than some of the other antagonists had to
their consent to their respective games.
Though, I
still think he's overlooking the fact that there's no way for the loser
to make good on the paying the winner their cash. You know, fatal
scorpion sting and all.
Yami says he doesn't want any
money anyway, his only request being that the shoes be returned to his
friend. The shoe is placed on a table between Yami and the shop-owner,
with the shop-owner comparing it to a shark's jaws. Yami volunteers to
go first.
That's a chilling image.
Yami
pulls out just one coin, and it's the shop-owner's turn. He puts up a
front of confidence, stating he's the master of the scorpion, so it
won't attack. I don't know, dude, it might hold a grudge for you holding
it up by its tail from a string. The shop-owner must be thinking the
same thing, because he's shaking as he sticks his hand into the shoe. He
pulls out one coin as well, breathing a sigh of relief as he praises
the scorpion for not stinging him.
The shop-owner knows
that pulling out just the one coin from the shoe was a risk, and as
Yami is taking his turn, he comes to the conclusion that he's going to
have to get more than one coin a turn if he wants to win. After
confirming with Yami that it's okay to do whatever, as long as you reach
into the shoe and pull out coins, the shop-owner pulls a knife from a
sheath on his belt above his back pocket and stabs into the toe of the
shoe with it. He gives an insincere apology to the pet he presumably
kills as he reaches into the shoe to scoop up the rest of the coins.
Declaring
he's the winner, the shop-owner demands all of Yami's money. Yami
points out that because the shop-owner's fist is wrapped around the
coins, it's now stuck in the shoe, and some skittering noises coming
from inside suggest that the scorpion isn't as dead as the shop-keeper
had intended. Even as the shop-owner acknowledges the sound with a
terrified expression, he refuses to let go of the coins and pull out his
hand.
Yami, why do you feel the need to give these speeches? No one is listening. Except... the AUDIENCE!
Never mind.
Yuugi
relays the tale of how he went to the shop to get the shoes back and
found the owner poisoned by his pet scorpion. Jonouchi, being
surprisingly thoughtful, asks if Yuugi called an ambulance for him, to
which Yuugi replies with an affirmative. Good deal, because now I can
feel a little bit better about how this was yet another disproportionate
punishment. Of course, I can excuse this one somewhat, because it was
the shop-owner who actually set up the dangerous part of the game, not
Yami.
Yuugi points out that there's a hole in the shoe,
and doesn't know how it got there. Jonouchi doesn't mind, because to
him it's like a badge of honor. Not really, because usually badges of
honor come with stories, and you don't have one for this particular
badge. No one is telling that story except Yami.
Jonouchi
is proud of Yuugi for going to get the shoes all by himself, but that
brings up the question of why. Jonouchi and Honda were with him at the
arcade. Why didn't they ALL go to get the shoes back? Did Yami sneak out
while they were still beating the crap out of the guys who stole them?
Like Honda, I just don't get it.
So,
what did I think of this chapter overall? I liked most of it. I haven't
had occasion to mention this before, but the physical fights that
happen in this manga have so far been very realistically portrayed. No
one looks like they're dancing or spinning or anything else ridiculous.
It looks as rough and tumble as a street brawl should, and it was
believable that the only reason the kids that came to steal the shoes
won in the first fight was because they jumped Jonouchi and company from
behind. I liked that the game at the end was partly set up by the
antagonist, too, because that imbued a sense of his losing being due to
his own hubris. Most of all, I liked that Takahashi is FINALLY showing
some reasons for characters changing their minds. That's going to help
me sleep better at night.
The things I didn't like were
very minor in the grand scheme. The characters are still giving out
some pretty painful exposition, a lot of the time when visuals could be
used to show the reader just as well, if not better, what's going on. I
think Takahashi may seriously underestimate the intelligence of his
readers and their ability to figure it out without it having to be
spelled out. Or, he may not have had a lot of confidence in his ability
to show the information effectively without the exposition. I hope this
changes soon, because it's annoying as hell.
Here's to next time, where the first half of a two-shot awaits!
This chapter was wild because at the end of it, Jonouchi's out of $400 AND his shoes are ruined so who really wins? Horrible. And I think this manga was written in the 90's so $400 was worth way more then than it is now, and I would still cry over that kind of money lol As always, everyone in this series is super-dramatic over trivial things, but I do like that the shop owner kinda set himself up for all of it. This particular punishment doesn't seem too over the top AND they actually call in help, so I'm thinking maybe Yami's character is toning down. I wholly agree on that note about exposition, but from what I recall, the anime wasn't much different, so I don't see that changing but there's always hope!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree - I would be devastated at the loss of that much money, because that's a lot of groceries! But like I said above, I probably wouldn't much care for spending that kind of coin on a pair of SHOES to begin with. No shade on anyone whose priorities are shoes, of course.
DeleteI've noticed to my chagrin that anime and manga for the most part does a LOT of unnecessary exposition. From characters yelling out their attacks to side-characters narrating everything that's happening, it's been a fairly widespread weakness to these mediums, because I feel like they don't fully trust the VISUAL aspect of them. It's really strange, too, because they don't come out of a culture that's particularly CHATTY, so I have no idea where it comes from. Perhaps a repression of saying what is meant most of the time?